i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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