and i looked up. we had an audience...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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