i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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