Someone shit on the floor
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
