She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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