yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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