I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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