found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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