She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We need to get me chipped asap
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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