why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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