You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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