no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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