big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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