Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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