why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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