she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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