Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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