I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Randomize
