I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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