It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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