She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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