Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he thought i was a dude.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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