Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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