what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
