Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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