I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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