I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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