Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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