gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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