White coat. Heels.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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