The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't think brook has ever known best
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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