So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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