you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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