idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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