I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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