i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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