My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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