I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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