I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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