? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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