just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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