I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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