As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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