I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Your cock deserves a montage
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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