He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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