Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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