and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
