She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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