If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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