I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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